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1. Cluckers wearing Bells and Dancing on Polenta Crema

2. Kung Foo Pao Hens with P&P, Throwing Rice

3. Squished Acorns with M&Ms

4. Smoking Swimmers, Spudnik Surprise and Martians

5. Roasted A to Z on Puddles From Oz

I am having way too much fun these days. Surprisingly I am still staying within a certain budget range. Thank goodness cuz things sure are not getting any cheaper.

Went to my doctor (my Endocrinologist) this week and got my lab results and we talked about those.

I am doing pretty darn good. Thought I'd brag just a little bit about that.

But that's good news for you too. Because it shows that this diet is working.

Let me know how things are going for you.

A man walks into a library and orders a hamburger.

The librarian says, “This is a library.”

The man apologizes and whispers, “I’d like a hamburger, please.”

hee hee hee hee

Yes. I really do wear flowers in my hair.